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The 2023 Night Water Gift Guide
An ephemeral, exhaustive, and extensive gift guide for every vibe
Latest
film & tv
"Night Water" Writer Announces End to Peacock Premium Subscription
After almost two years with the service, a move to the United Kingdom prompts a change
internet
Goodbye to a dancing hot dog
You and I will meet again someday, Dancing Hot Dog...
Day Soda
An extra surprise in your mailbox
Good (late night) vibes only
postcards
A surprise in your mailbox
Send a late night vibe in the mail this World Postcard Day
food & drink
Simulate Chicken is a bland vision of a post-meat future
The future is tasteless
mailbag
My milkshake brings all the forever chemicals to my poison-riddled body
And more questions from the Night Water mailbag
nostalgia
It's time to bring back flip phones
For the sake of teen media, at least
personal finance
The best retirement strategy for serial killers
If you don't mind committing murder, a tontine could be way more profitable than your 401(k)
food & drink
Bean Hole Beans
A traditional bean hole beans recipe
Pokémon
Pokémon Sleep is a snoozefest
Plus: a mini-review of the Pokémon Go Plus+
Day Soda
Late Night Read: I want to wad you up into my life
20 years after its debut, Katamari Damacy and its creator are no longer a single star in the sky