food & drink

Drinking water at night, sailor's delight. Eating food in the day, sails away. Something along those lines.

A line-up of Lucozade bottles of various flavors.

food & drink

4 Lucozade flavors I drank this month, ranked

A normal amount of Lucozade to drink in a nine day period.

A clip of Ronald McDonald and his friends from The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald.

film & tv

A wacky good time with Ronald McDonald

Plus: I violate the Internet Privacy Act of 1995

A screenshot from Post Malone's virtual Pokémon concert.

Pokémon

Pokémon: Meat Culture Strikes Back

What could go wrong with including limited edition collectible Pokémon cards in Happy Meals?

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